Five on Five: Seab-er?
1. When will the Blackhawks lose again? Brian Moore: I've extrapolated data based on the games so far, and I come up with "dinosaur." Can't be right. Kate Bernot: Probably...
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1. Why were there no Hawks on the all-NHL first team? Evil Super Computer: That's my bad. I was getting my hard drive cleaned that day. Won't happen again. Evan...
Five on Five: Green day
1. Why is Bears-Packers "personal" for Brandon Marshall ? Phil Thompson: He meant "personals": "NFL WR seeks husky Packers gal/clogger. Must be checked for worms." Tracy Swartz: He wants to...
Five on Five: A.J = Cub?
1. Why is Joakim Noah having such a good season? Brian Moore: Courvoisier and weed? Matt Pais: The man's effort should not be questioned, only praised. And given a towel....
Five on Five: Ham-strung
1. How will the Bears handle playing without Brian Urlacher? Ben Johnson: They'll be fine. They've been playing without an offensive line all year. Matt Pais: The same way they...
Five on Five: Viking wedding
1. What should the Bears give Vikings QB Christian Ponder for his engagement? Phil Thompson: A monogrammed cleat to the groin. Thanks, Ndamukong Suh. Tracy Swartz: A bended knee. Shaun...
Five on Five: Joke’s on Joakim
1. What can you tell us about new Cubs announcer Jim Deshaies? Tracy Swartz: Get ready for a new ERA. Mick Swasko: Len and J.D. has an even better ring...
Five on Five: All Q’d up
1. What's the first thing Coach Quenneville will do when the Hawks start practicing? Clark Jones: Shut down production on "Mighty Ducks 5." Jim Walsh: Breathe a sigh of relief....
Five on Five: Oprah up
1. What Chicago sports figure should do an interview with Oprah? Tracy Swartz: Sammy Sosa. They could pop some corks together. Julie DiCaro: Maury Buford. Obviously. Soxman: Oprah launched a...
Head case: Hawks’ Bolland plays role of agitator perfectly
A thesaurus is essential when describing the Blackhawks' Dave Bolland. To his opponents, he's a nightmare. A pest. A nuisance. A troublemaker. A rat. To his teammates, he's a stalwart....