Bernie Lincicome

Even less significant than the return of Mike Ditka to Soldier Field would be, oh, let's see, a food stain on a tent stake, air pressure in a spare tire,...

Urgency does not preoccupy the Bulls, not with the same gravity as, oh, Phil Jackson's fresh tuft of facial hair or Scottie Pippen's soft tissue or the new practice-ending yoga...

Baseball names do not get bigger than Bonds, Barry Bonds. Rich in talent, rich in fact, rich in reputation, a most wretched and clinging reputation. Bonds is likely to lose...

Clearly, what Chicago needs is an expansion baseball team, one of those unscarred, untarred franchises, a team so fresh it still has its baby baseball shoes hanging from the rearview...

Riddle me this. How is a Bears football game like a teenager's haircut? You know it is going to be bad, you just don't know how bad until you actually...

All in all, it was a Hideki Irabu kind of year in baseball, better rumored than seen. TV Show of the Year, or Oh, Yeah, Explain the Infield Fly Rule...

We'll take a show of hands on this one. Who wants to see Peyton Manning as the next Bears quarterback? Just as I thought. Shhhhh. Not so loud. This will...

Once again it is time to explain why Terry Bevington should remain the manager of the White Sox. I have taken this as an annual duty, right there with rotating...

Assume the position. "We are not going to bury our heads between our legs and give up," said linebacker Bryan Cox. Wouldn't think of asking for that. More of what...