Dave Barry

I regularly get letters from irate MacNeil-Lehrer-watching readers who ask: ''With all the serious problems facing the world, how come you write about your dogs?'' To which I answer: Because...

Today we`re going to discuss financial planning, a topic that happens to be very timely for millions of Americans right now because I can`t think of another one. When I...

Monday morning. Bad traffic. Let`s just turn on the radio here, see if we can get some good tunes, crank it up. Maybe they`ll play some some early Stones. Yeah....

I love Halloween. And not just because it gives us a chance to buy a new mailbox. No, what I love most is the fun of opening our front door...

Today I wish to direct your attention to a situation that should be alarming to everyone who is concerned about preserving the constitutional right of Americans to bear arms against...

By the angle of the sun we can see that it is time once again for ''Ask Mister Language Person,'' the popular feature wherein we answer the common language-related questions...

Simplified geography is where it`s at America may be falling behind the rest of the world in some areas, but no country on Earth can challenge us in the fast-growing,...

Today I would like to share with you my personal technique for dealing with the fabled Greenhouse Effect. The Greenhouse Effect is, of course, the most recent alarming worldwide homicidal...

I recently decided to join with other top theoretical physicists in the effort to develop a Grand Unification Theory of the universe. You may have read about this. For years...

Today I wish to discuss an alarming problem that threatens to destroy the very fabric of society, or at least greatly increase the polyester content: Musical Disability. According to statistics...