Dave Barry

No, we do not wish to create a panic, but we are advising those of you who live in the Midwest to evacuate the area immediately and stay out until...

It`s time for Alarming Medical News Items, the popular feature that can strike at any time without warning symptoms. For your protection, this column undergoes a rigorous fact-checking procedure under...

Note to parents: This column contains Mature Subject Matter such as ''butt'' and ''Phyllis Schlafly.'' TODAY`S SCIENCE QUESTION IS: Do women have dirty minds? ANSWER: I think maybe they do....

Nobody ever prepares you for the really difficult parts of parenthood. I am not referring here to sex education. That`s easy. Whenever my 7-year-old son asks me a question that...

In recent months we have been literally flooded with letters from readers who want to know how come nobody ever uses the word ''literally'' correctly. But never mind that. Right...

Probably the greatest thing about this country, aside from the fact that virtually any random bonerhead can become president, is the American system of justice. We are very fortunate to...

Yes, the vaguely snowlike chemical compounds that have been smeared on the store windows since before the World Series are starting to turn gray, and you know what that means:...

It`s 12:30 Saturday afternoon, and I`m desperately trying to learn the rules for soccer. I used to play soccer occasionally back in junior-high gym class, but the only rules I...

Proper restaurant etiquette is very important. I was reminded of this just recently when I was taken to lunch at one of those French restaurants in New York City with...

Today we are pleased to present our annual Fall Fashion Outlook. We realize we`re a bit late, but quite frankly when we saw the exciting new fashion ''looks'' for both...