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Luxury jewelry and home accessories designer John Hardy, who lives and works on the idyllic island of Bali, has modified the traditional Indonesian bamboo and grass pavilion called a bale (pronounced bah-lay) for the pools and patios of McMansionistas everywhere.

The $15,000 price tag includes delivery and setup of the 10 1/2-foot-square, 13-foot-high thatched hut plus mattresses, pillows, a table and sheer cotton curtains that would waft in a breeze.

For information, call 866-454-2739.