Mike Royko

You have to admit that we`re different. In other parts of the country, they have serious earthquakes, mudslides, forest fires, and hurricanes. Even our suburbs have genuine floods when rivers...

I`ll probably leave the office at about 12:30 today and take a cab to Cubs Park. Then I`ll meet my host in our reserved seats, which will have a fine,...

As the candidate of rage and indignation, Jerry Brown faces a difficult challenge: How to find more voters who are gnashing their teeth and suffering from acid tummy because they...

''I think I got this election figured out,'' said Slats Grobnik. ''There ain`t none of them who ain`t any good.'' Does that mean you don`t care for either Bill Clinton...

The warm days are finally here, and more people can be seen in the parks. Jogging, cycling, strolling, sitting in the sun. Soon they will be picnicking, barbecuing, playing softball,...

At first, I didn`t recognize him with his stubbly beard, shaggy hair, rumpled clothes, and bloodshot eyes. Then he raised his glass in a weary greeting. Yes, it was George...

If I were Bill Clinton`s political adviser, I might offer him this strategy to use in the remaining days before New York`s primary. He would call a press conference and...

Everyone knows that the commercial real estate market is in the deep dumps. Fortunes have been lost. Fine new office buildings plead for tenants and offer bargain rents. Some stand...

''Governor, I have another question about your admitted use of marijuana in the past.'' ''I thought we had put that behind us. As I explained, I tried it once many...