BOMB-SPOTTER JEWELL WONDERING WHO’S SORRY NOW
Richard Jewell says he is not the Atlanta bomber, so he wants an apology for being relentlessly snooped by the FBI and having his bland life laid out to the...
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IT’S A DOG’S LIFE WHEN CANINES FIGHT TO PLEASE HUMANS
On the stolen-dog front, there is good news and bad news. First, there is Daisy, the friendly pit bull that was stolen recently from the back yard of Mary McGinty,...
NEW DOLE GAINS IN CHARM BUT LOSES IN CREDIBILITY
As you may have noticed, Bob Dole II, a really cool and likable grownup guy, has been nominated as the Republican Party's candidate for president. This is not the same...
SOLIZ’S DEFENSE AS OPEN-AND-SHUT AS A BRIEFCASE
There was widespread snickering in some cynical circles when former Ald. Juan Soliz explained how he happened to have a sizable amount of cocaine in a briefcase that he plunked...
WIDOW FINDS HIGH COST OF DYING LIVES ON LONG AFTER DEATH
When it was time to bury her husband, Joan Meister took what many people consider the most prudent approach. She had Ken cremated. It costs less, about $600 to $1,000...
AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES IN GOP?
My friend Bill, who is a middle-age white guy, was pounding on the bar and glaring at the TV set. "Media vermin," he shouted. "All media types should be banned...
CABRINI LEADERS HAVE A CHANCE TO MUZZLE CRIME
About five years ago, Mary McGinty found the scrawny mutt panting in some weeds in a vacant lot. It was starving, dehydrated and would have been dead in a week,...
MARS SHOULD BE RED-FACED IF THIS IS THE BEST IT CAN DO
The world of science is all excited about possible evidence that life might have once existed on Mars. Most of the details confuse me, which wouldn't surprise Mr. Mose, my...
TIME WILL TELL IF WELFARE REFORM NUMBERS ADD UP
Try to imagine the nightmarish sight of more than a million sad-eyed children--hungry, cold, sick, lonely,--all sobbing at the same time. It is not a pretty image. But it is...
JOUST FOR THE FUN OF IT, DEMOCRATS CAN MAKE IT A REAL PARTY
All the early indications are that the Democratic convention will be painfully dull. There's nothing new about such dullness, since the modern political convention tries to stretch one day's activities...