Mark Bazer

"George Lucas announced that he'll convert all six 'Star Wars' movies to 3-D and rerelease them one per year starting in 2007." --Entertainment Weekly In addition to the 3-D versions,...

1. Dryers protect the environment. 2. They save trees from being used for paper towels. 3. They eliminate paper towel waste. 4. They are more sanitary to use than paper...

We're all wonderfully distinct human beings, full of our own interests, thoughts, reasons for engaging in self-pity. But when it comes to the art on our walls, there is, sadly,...

Looking for a video game the other day in a toy store teeming with children running about the place as if they were being chased by giant Ritalin pills (that...

This contract is entered into as of the 16th day of March 2005, between Mark Bazer (hereafter referred to as "Eater") and Jane's Diner (hereafter referred to as "Restaurant") and...

Maybe you've been at a restaurant with a friend who, at the end of the meal, brought out a tip chart to help calculate 15 percent or 20 percent of...

"When they host town meetings over the Presidents' Day recess next week, congressional Republicans will boast of a special guest: President Bush, via DVDs, proclaiming the need 'to fix Social...

I'm afraid I have to pay my bills while I write this column. I realize you deserve better, but--wait a minute, have to sign my name on this check--I have...

"Everyone feels sorry for him. And they take it that if anyone knows anything about beer, it's going to be Brad Pitt." --Glenn Pere, president of the Pere Partnership ad...

Wow. What can I say? Except wow, wow, wow and wow! To win Best Non-Performance by a Non-Actor in a Non-Film is . . . gosh, I'm speechless. Hold on,...