Dave Barry

I`m going to start my own airline. Hey, why not? This is America, right? ANYBODY can have an airline. They even let Donald Trump have one, which he immediately renamed...

Today`s self-help topic is: Coping With Anger. There is definitely too much anger in the world today. Pick up almost any newspaper, and the odds are you`ll get ink smeared...

People often say to me, ''Dave, when you say you`re not making something up, does that mean you`re really and truly not making it up?'' And the answer is yes....

Summer`s almost over, and here at News Central we realize that many of you have been too busy enjoying traditional warm-weather activities, such as mayonnaise poisoning, to keep up with...

Yes, we are moving again. We`re not going far: maybe two miles, as the heat-seeking radar-equipped South Florida Stealth Mosquito flies. It`s hard to explain why we`re doing this. Call...

Today we`re going to explore the mysterious topic of How Guys Think, which has baffled women in general, and the editors of Cosmopolitan in particular, for thousands of years. The...

I have great news for those of you who were disappointed when the world failed to end last year. In case you missed it, what happened last year was that...

I didn`t lose my luggage until Day 12 of the Book Promotion Tour From Hell. By then I was glad to get rid of it. I`d been dragging it to...

It will probably come as no surprise to you that I got the idea of painting my lawn from an agency of the federal government. When I say ''painting my...

Think how empty the world would be without music. What would we do with juke boxes? What would be the highlight at wedding receptions? Having the bride and groom get...