Dave Barry

I`m thinking maybe we should do something about this pesky federal budget deficit. Of course, this is not our job. We have a political system called ''democracy'' (from the ancient...

Today, in our continuing series on How Guys Think, we explore the question: How come guys care so much about sports? This is a tough one because caring about sports...

Everybody should have a pet. And I`m not saying this just because the American Pet Council gave me a helicopter. I`m also saying it because my family has always owned...

Thanksgiving is the special time of year when we traditionally bow our heads and, in a moment of quiet reflection, ask ourselves whether it was medically necessary to eat those...

It`s 8:17 a.m. on a weekday morning, and I have a lot of things to do, but I`m not doing them. Instead, I`m sprinting around my yard, getting wet and...

You can imagine how alarmed I was when I found out that I had been swimming in the same waters as the Giant Perverted Turtle. Unless of course you have...

I constantly receive mail from confused, directionless young people, many of them lawyers, who want to know how they can get into the field of writing. The first thing I...

Al Neuharth came to south Florida last week. To talk about his book. It`s called ''Confessions of an S.O.B.'' It`s for sale. It tells how Neuharth went from being a...

In view of the recent unsettling developments on the world political scene, particularly in the Middle East, I imagine that most of you are eager for a report on our...

I was going to do my annual Fall Fashion Outlook, until I found out about these asteroids that might crash into the Earth and extinguish the human race. So I`ve...