Dave Barry

Income tax time is here again, and I`m sure that the No. 1 question on the minds of millions of anxious taxpayers is: Do we have a new Internal Revenue...

The reason we bought a motorboat is, we needed a new kitchen. Our current kitchen has a lot of problems, such as a built-in Colonial-era microwave that we think might...

Once again we are pleased to present Mister Language Person, the internationally recognized expert and author of the authoritative ''Oxford Cambridge Big Book o` Grammar.'' Q-What is the difference between...

Today`s consumer topic is: How to buy a car. The First Rule of Car-Buying is one that I learned long ago from my father, namely: Never buy any car that...

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that international communism now ranks, as a threat to our national security, somewhere below mildew. All over Eastern Europe,...

Today we announce the winners in our big Deficit Contest, in which we asked you, the ordinary taxpaying citizens who make up the backbone and pelvic structure of this great...

It`s hard to imagine how we got along before we had the `80s. Take the whole area of modern technology (by which I mean ''Japan''), which gave us such advances...

I want to stress that I did not go to Hawaii just to sit around on the beach drinking giant comical drinks with names like the Wahine Martini that arrive...

The Holiday Season is here again, and there`s ''something special'' in the air. It`s the aroma being given off by our mailperson, who expired in our driveway several days ago...

I realize that many of you may be reluctant to invest in the stock market, just because it keeps lunging out of control for no comprehensible reason and people exactly...