Dave Barry

You residents of rustic, tractor-intensive regions such as Ohio will be pleased to hear that New York City has decided to become polite. Really. There`s a new outfit called New...

Most guys believe that they`re supposed to know how to fix things. This is a responsibility that guys have historically taken upon themselves to compensate for the fact that they...

At long last, the federal government is taking action. I found this out thanks to alert reader Dawn Price, who sent me a notice from the Standardization Section of the...

If you`re looking for a sport that offers both of the Surgeon General`s Two Recommended Key Elements of Athletic Activity, namely (1) rental shoes, and (2) beer, then you definitely...

We`re getting into Wedding Season again. This is good for America. We may be falling behind Japan in other areas, such as being able to produce cars or television sets...

There comes a time in the life of every American citizen when Duty calls. ''Hey! YOU!!'' are Duty`s exact words, and unless you`re some kind of flag-desecrating pervert, you`re going...

These are indeed exciting times we live in, what with the radical political changes in Eastern Europe, the dramatic developments in South Africa and, of course, the long-overdue Illinois Owl...

If you were to ask me how I came to be running after litterbugs in downtown Miami while wearing bright-red women`s tights, I would have to say that the turning...

I guess you`re all as excited as I am about the upcoming fair trial and conviction of Manuel Noriega on charges of being a little toad-faced human spittoon. As you...

Today`s Practical Homemaker Topic is: Useful Cooking Tips and Hints. Cooking is one of the major cultural achievements, along with golf, that separate human beings from animals. Animals don`t cook....