Dave Barry

There comes a time in a man`s life when he hears the call of the sea. ''Hey, YOU!'' are the sea`s exact words. If the man has a brain in...

When I hear some loudmouth saying that the United States is no longer a world technology leader, I look him in the eye and say: ''Hey! There`s a worm on...

Today on Consumer Quadrant we are pleased to announce an exciting new service for those consumers who expect, at some point in the future, to be dead. We found out...

April 15 is almost here, and as a public service we have once again assembled a distinguished panel of leading consumer financial advisers from around the nation to answer your...

Today`s social topic is: How To Make Small Talk With Famous People. You never know when you`re going to be on an elevator or in a public restroom and suddenly...

In this crucial election year, with the nation`s economic future hanging in the balance, it is more vital than ever that you, the American voters, be informed of recent developments...

As a mature adult, I feel an obligation to help the younger generation, just as the mother fish guards her unhatched eggs, keeping her lonely vigil day after day, never...

A significant reason why the United States is having trouble competing in the modern industrialized world is that most Americans, through no fault of their own, are, in the words...

It is a proven fact that the average American doesn`t care about the federal budget deficit. Sometimes on the ''NBC Nightly News,'' for fun, Tom Brokaw will say, ''Next: the...

I like beer. On occasion I will even drink a beer, to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that our refrigerator is still...