Dave Barry

Today, as a leading presidential contender, I am pleased to present my Economic Package. I realize I`m late. The other 53 leading contenders turned in their Economic Packages weeks ago....

I have here a letter from Alison Schuler of Albuquerque, N.M. (motto: ''The City That Is Probably Spelled Wrong''). Ms. Schuler is concerned about the issue of How Guys Do...

If you were to make a list of the most unpopular professions, you`d have to include landlord, which generally ranks, in public-opinion polls, down with attorney, journalist and salmonella. I...

Q-Can you explain how Electronic Voice Mail works? A-To find out how Electronic Voice Mail works, please select Answer One. Q-How do I do that? A-To find out how to...

I had hoped that we could get the new year under way without any reports of ecologically dangerous shellfish attacking women`s undergarments, but I see now that I was a...

TODAY`S SCIENCE QUESTION IS: Who is smarter, dogs or trees? This question is on our minds here at the Research Institute For Looking Out The Window When We Should Be...

Today`s topic is the U.S. National Tick Collection. But first, I must make yet another correction on the meaning of the French expression ''savoir faire.'' As you may recall, I...

It`s that special holiday time of year once again, the time when Uncle Dave sometimes has too many eggnogs and tells the heartwarming story of the Christmas Goat. But first...

When people ask me, ''Dave, what is a good way to turn my brain into suet?'' I always recommend cable TV. That`s where you find, for example, your fishing shows....

Concerned? You bet we are concerned, here at the Bureau of Fish and Game Acting Weird. Our first inkling of trouble was when alert reader John Wilkinson sent us this...