Dave Barry

Should American schoolchildren be given standardized national educational tests? I believe they should, and I will tell you exactly why: because I am not a schoolchild. I am strongly in...

I have exciting news for anybody who would like to pay a lot of money for coffee that has passed all the way through an animal's digestive tract. And you...

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. I try to help my son,...

I have some news that is going to cause you taxpayers to want to throw down this newspaper and dance the Funky Chicken of Joy. Here it is: The B-2...

ANCHOR PERSON: If you're just joining our broadcast, you can tell from my somber expression and the sad music that there has been another shocking celebrity tragedy. We'll be covering...

OK, high school students: I want you to stop piercing your noses for a moment and listen to me, because I'm going to talk to you about a topic that...

You have surely noticed that a big golf craze is sweeping the nation, as aging Baby Boomers discover the benefits of participating in a sport where the most physically demanding...

Perhaps you wonder how come we here in the news media always make such a big deal about the Stock Market. The answer is simple: We don't understand it. We...

I don't mean to get all mushy here, but I want to tell you about Earl. Earl is my pet. I got him several months ago, at my 50th birthday...

We went West for our summer vacation. Our idea was to follow in the footsteps of the hardy explorers Lewis and Clark, who traveled 8,000 miles through hostile, uncharted wilderness,...