Dave Barry

So here's what I think: I think there should be a law requiring that all public art be marked with a large sign stating something like: "Notice! This is a...

Recently I spent several days touring the California wine country, and I must say that it was a wonderful experience that I will remember until long after I get this...

So there I was, sitting under the hot lights, when suddenly Vicki Lawrence leaped to her feet and started yelling at me about the death penalty. This happened in Los...

Could you please explain the recent historic tobacco settlement? A. Sure! Basically, the tobacco industry has admitted that it is killing people by the millions, and has agreed that from...

The rubber band man If you are a regular reader of this column, you know that I make it my business to report on Stuff That Guys Do. A good...

We need to immediately stop whatever we are doing, especially if it is fun, and start worrying about the Millennium Bug. Here's the situation: Because of a programming glitch, many...

If you call yourself an American, you need to know about a crucial issue that is now confronting the U.S. Congress (motto: "Remaining Firmly In Office Since 1798"). This is...

It's summer vacation time, and I'm sure you can't wait to jump into the family car and drive to fun and exciting new places, preferably before the family wakes up...

Perhaps you have a boring job, the kind of job where the most interesting thing that ever happens is when the vending machine gets refilled, an event that sends an...

Speaking for humanity, I am disturbed about "Deep Blue." As you know if you read the newspapers, "Deep Blue" is a 1972 movie about a woman with an amazing ability...