Dave Barry

If you're a man, at some point a woman will ask you how she looks. "How do I look?" she'll ask. You must be careful how you answer this question....

Recently, one of our local TV news shows in Miami did a special investigative report on--I swear--brassiere sizes. The station promoted this report relentlessly for several days. Every few minutes...

So get this: I partied with Mick Jagger. Well, OK, perhaps "partied with" is too strong a term. Perhaps a better term would be "was in the vicinity of." But...

TODAY'S TOPIC IS: The Art of Cooking. Cooking was invented in prehistoric times, when a primitive tribe had a lucky accident. The tribe had killed an animal and was going...

Before I get to this week's topic, I need to correct several errors that crept into some of my recent columns, probably because of El Nino. First of all, many...

Right now, while you're still burping up little gaseous reminders of the estimated 78 cheese puffs you consumed on New Year's Eve, is the time to make your New Year's...

What is El Nino? Will it cause massive climatic changes? Will it ultimately threaten the very survival of humanity? Does it contain fat? These are just some of the alarming...

Tis that special time of year, The Holiday Retail Purchasing Season, a time when we traditionally print heartwarming human-interest stories designed to make you feel better about running up a...

Today I want to talk about campaign finance reform, which is . . . WAIT! COME BACK HERE! Campaign finance reform happens to be a very important issue, which is...

Last July, when a group of Danish researchers announced that men have an average of four billion more brain cells apiece than women, a lot of us guys decided to...