Dave Barry

From time to time I receive letters from a certain group of individuals that I will describe, for want of a better term, as "women." I have such a letter...

Do dogs understand television? This is a question that has puzzled humanity since the days of the ancient Greeks. It is also the topic of an article sent in by...

Since nobody else has been able to, I came up with a plan for dealing with Saddam Hussein. As you know if you pay attention to foreign affairs, Saddam Hussein...

The time has come for us, as a nation, to resolve this wrenching issue, so that we can move on. This issue has been with us for far too long,...

As we, the American people, approach the new millennium, we face many troubling questions. One is: How can we, as a nation, be sure that we have spelled "millennium" correctly?...

I was feeling pretty good when I went to see Stanley. Stanley is my dentist. I chose him because he meets the American Dental Association's single most important criterion for...

I found myself thinking about the Millennium Bug a couple of weeks ago while listening to Perry Como sing "Do You Hear What I Hear?" to me on the telephone....

So I'm sitting in a CNN studio in Los Angeles. They have smeared makeup on my face so it will look naturally orange on television. A man named Mario has...

Today's culinary topic is: How to make sushi. I happen to be an expert on this topic because I recently put in a stint as a chef at an actual...

Ho ho ho! 'Tis the Christmas season, a time of festivity and fun and credit-card statements the length of "The Brothers Karamazov." It's also a time when the publications at...