Dave Barry

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I'll tell you when I start to worry. I start to worry when "officials" tell me not to worry. This is why I am very concerned about the following Associated...

Vacation season is approaching, so today I want to issue a Travel Warning to help you avoid a menace that could completely ruin your vacation: bosoms. This menace was brought...

It is time once again for "Ask Mister Language Person," the only grammar column to have won both the Nobel Prize for literature and the Indianapolis 500. We shall begin...

Several months ago, I asked the question: Who should be our next president? Should we elect yet another member of what future historians, looking back on late-20th-Century American political leadership,...

If there's one thing this nation needs, it's bigger cars. That's why I'm excited that Ford is coming out with a new mound o' metal that will offer consumers even...

We live in troubled and uncertain times, but I am feeling good --about myself; about my homeland; about all the nations of the Earth; and, yes, about the future of...

I was surprised to learn that there are people in Miami who practice sword-fighting. I never thought of Miami as a sword kind of town. Down here, we like to...

Lately there has been a lot of talk about an Air Traveler's Bill of Rights. This idea got a big push in January, when a snowstorm forced some loaded planes...

There is Big Trouble brewing in Washington, D.C. And I am not talking that mess involving Monica Lewinsky and President You Know Who. Nobody cares about that anymore. The public...