Believe it or not, year two of the Donald Trump presidency has begun, and that means it’s time for the first State of the Union address from the former reality television star.
This is the first of three SOTU addresses this term — last year’s speech to Congress was technically called a “presidential address” — and will be delivered on day 375 of his 1,461-day term. Just in case anyone is keeping track.
For those who can endure Trump’s charismatic oration, we’ve come up with a little drinking game to help keep you hydrated, entertained and interested in the 2018 State of the Union address.
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Take one drink whenever…
Trump strikes his goofy “thumbs up” pose
Trump mentions his electoral college win and/or the size of his inauguration crowd
Trump spreads his arms out
Trump says some variation of “People are saying, more and more”
Trump talks about “bringing X back, folks” or “making Y bigger than ever” (e.g. jobs, stock market, State of the Union speeches, democracy)
Kellyanne Conway scares you
You notice the size of Trump’s hands
Take two drinks whenever…
Trump guarantees something: “I promise you”
Trump insults someone
Trump botches his delivery
There’s a standing ovation
Pundits make some reference to Trump “becoming presidential”
Melania looks completely disaffected
Finish your drink whenever…
Trump makes a “You’re fired” reference
Trump does the thing where he instructs no one in particular to “turn off the cameras in the back” so he can say something about the “nasty media”
Trump otherwise begins to blatantly ad-lib
Take a shot whenever…
Trump drinks a beverage using both hands
You notice Trump’s hairpiece move
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Tiffany Trump shows up
2018 State of the Union address: 8 p.m. Tuesday Jan. 30
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