Winner:
And now, to my left, the winner of the 1st Annual Harvey Weinstein Award!”
Roger Simpson, Monticello
Extras:
“My hands are bigger than his hands.”
Jim Kenny, Shorewood
“We celebrities are the new source of Presidential timber, and my recent reward shows that I’m the expert in global affairs.”
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Tony Blasco, Lemont
“What makes you think an unqualified TV celebrity can be elected president?”
Gary Cortesi, Arlington Heights
“I’m a winner, what are you?”
Jean Porter
“I don’t have blue eyes, blond hair and I’m not from Norway, but I still take the prize”.
Bob Porter
“You get a new president and you get a new president and you get a new president…Is that the wildest?!”
Mike Hernandez, Orland Park
“…..and YOU get a car, and I get your vote!!!”
Ralph Mizia Milwaukee, WI
“She’s running in 2020? #Metoo…hey, I just thought of that! What, my time’s up?”
Scott Tredwell, Advance, NC
“Oprah, I don’t need a Golden Globe. My head is a golden globe.”
Mike Rourke. Chicago
“Not too bad considering your $hithole heritage.”
Bob Berendt, Wood Dale