Winner: “Don’t worry, Big Guy, your workshop won’t see a tax increase.”
Patrick Sullivan, Oak Lawn
Extras:
“Santa, if you don’t hire Madigan or Burke to protest your assessment, that’s ‘Naughty’ ‘cuz
they give me presents and that’s.’Nice’.”
Susan Radzinowicz, Chicago
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” . . . and I want more and bigger campaign contributions from property tax lawyers; and I more of my relatives on the city payroll; and I want those pesky reporters from Pro Publica and the Tribune off my back; and I want bigger campaign contributions for my relatives running for office; and I want . . . “
Judy Dontraisemypropertytaxes, Cook County
“I want everybody to stop picking on me.”
John Gelling, San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico
“That may be what you think, but the big dog in Springfield said I was a very, very good boy.”
Vern Magnesen, Elmhurst
“Converting the reindeer stable into rec room is going to cost you.”
Walter Brzeski, Chicago
“Get everything on my list. Think of it as reassessment insurance.”
Tom Gregg, Niles
“But Santa, I don’t want a new office calculator.”
Steve Antonius , Lee
“Santa I assessed the situation here’s what I can do.”
Thom Sczygielski , Zion
“Let’s cut to the chase. You take me off the naughty list and I think you will find the terms of your next North Pole tax assessment very favorable.”
Robert A. Koch, Chicago
“Give me an Xbox and I’ll lower those North Pole property taxes.”
Gene Sweet, Chicago
“Why don’t you hire a tax lawyer and file an appeal?”
Frank Stachyra, Oak Park
“Full Imunnity! “
Jim A. Major, Oak Park
“Yeah, I know, assessments don’t always seem fair….. wait till you hear yours!”
Tim Collins, Antioch
“He wants a house, but he wants to know what the taxes are going to be.”
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Linda Poindexter, Branford, FL.
“I don’t care what you want. Thanks to you Santa’s real estate taxes are sky high. You’ll get COAL!!!!!”
John Slenczka, Woodridge