Winner:
“Wow, what a boring winter. I would say let’s go and catch a “Hamilton” matinee, but have you seen those ticket prices?”
Rhonda Imhoff, Boise, Idaho
Extras:
“Did President Trump ban snow in Chicago too?”
Sheila Barkes, South Bend, Indiana
“Ok, I believe that global warming exists. Now please make it snow here.”
Wally Salganik, Buffalo Grove
“Just like the Chicago tax payers, we’re high and dry.”
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John Slenczka, Woodridge
“Can we get some of those wheels Madigan threw off state government?”
Bill Mauer, Kenosha
“I Executive Order You to SNOW!”
Mark Fleszewski, Homer Glen Illinois
“Take a good look at our country, Mikey, it’s all downhill from here.”
Carolyn Wartinbee
“If this is our entry for the winter Olympics, we are in real trouble…..”
Thom Sczygielski, Zion
“I give up, let’s go swimming.”
Robert A. Koch, Chicago
“WTF…Where’re The Flakes??”
Cliff Kroeter, Chicago
“According to Trump’s weather channel it was supposed to snow today.”
Bob Murphy, Aurora
“That groundhog better be right.”
Charles Wilt, Cary
“Ma. Did Trump sign the order for snow.”
Philip Lewan, Palos Hills.
“We’re ready to emulate another childhood memory of yours, Dad.”
John Rappel, Chicago
“Let’s hurry up and get over the wall to Mexico before he signs another executive order!”
Latasha Wright, Monee
“We hiked up here, and switched who was in front – we did the ‘climb it, change’ Dad mentioned, so now what?”
Paul Lockwood, Woodstock
“Hang on partner, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
Ronald Etickson, McHenry
“This winter’s been a pain in the grass!”
Marc Connelly, Grand Beach, MI
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“Oh no – don’t look away-it’s the slippery slope.”
Lyn Stukalo, Lyons
“Wait!! is it a 120 day ban on snow?”
Ronald S. Cheeks , Monee
“Good thing Rahm didn’t count on a tax on every sled ride to close the budget. ”
Gary Macari, Crystal Lake
I may only be in first grade but Im pretty sure I read January on the calendar.
Ed Washak, Yorkville