The winner was:
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“Alternative facts identify this as a peace rally”
Mike Scala Jr., Palatine
Blog Extras:
“Are Chicagoans fighting over Dibs again?”
Joyce Keithley, Chicago
“Tanks always Trump handguns.”
Scott Zelinka, LaGrange
“They’re security for a Bulls team meeting.”
Jerry Levy, Deerfield
“T’anks a million, Donald”
Patty Farrell, Glenview
“Nah, that’s the #8 Halsted–we want the #20 Madison bus.”
Dennis Allen, Wilmette
“Wow dude, When Chicago said they were going green, they really meant it”
Maria Nudo, Orland Park
“Maybe this will get Springfield to pass a budget”.
Rich Lange, Woodridge
“The Bears decided to keep Cutler so Trump sent troops in to protect Halas Hall.”
Kevin Merkel
“Maybe they can also help with the budget impasse in Springfield.”
Greg Galen, Rockford
” Looks like Rahm’s serious about that Shopping Bag Tax.”
Vincent Boone, Dekalb
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” Looks like Rahm’s serious about that Shopping Bag Tax.”
Joseph Thomas, Golf
“I hid the World Series Trophy where they’ll never find it.”
Richard Francis, Golf
“Looks like Trump’s inauguration parade has finally made it to Chicago.”
Casey Planert, Palatine