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1. Whom do you want to quarterback the Bears next season?

Clark Jones: Kanye! He ain’t got the answers neither!

Jay St. Pierre: Johnny Manziel. Because he may be the only person who can let down Bears fans more than Cutler.

Scott Bolohan: James Franco would be pretty dope.

John Dooley: Not Chris Conte.

Angi Taylor: My 8-year-old daughter. She’s got a better arm and is much less of a whiny brat.

2. If Jay Cutler has played his last game as a Bear …

Clark Jones: … I can finally stop responding to the people on Twitter who want him back, I hope.

Jay St. Pierre: … tell him what my mom told me when I turned 18: “We love you to death, but get your [bleep] and get out.”

Scott Bolohan: … I’m going to need to find a new wingman.

John Dooley: … then meatballs need to find somebody else to get after … Conte?

Angi Taylor: … tell me now so we can start planning a citywide party.

3. Describe Marc Trestman’s first season as Bears coach in three words.

Clark Jones: Tackling for what?

Jay St. Pierre: Missed … The … Playoffs.

Scott Bolohan: I am pregnant.

John Dooley: Conte. Ruins. EVERYTHING.

Angi Taylor: Not. Good. Enough.

4. What’s the lasting image of 2013 Chicago sports?

Clark Jones: Poor Brandon Marshall still lying on the ground captures it all.

Jay St. Pierre: Don’t really remember it. I was drinking away my sorrows most of the time.

Scott Bolohan: Corey Crawford doing a keg stand on the Stanley Cup, probably.

John Dooley: Chris Conte missing that one tackle in that one game. Or all of them.

Angi Taylor: Uhhh. Well … meh.

5. Which Chicago athlete most needs a fresh start in 2014?

Clark Jones: Chris Conte. He needs to be recognized for more than blowing coverage.

Jay St. Pierre: The city itself. Two losing baseball teams, football team going 8-8 and losing Rose. Save us, Hawks!

Scott Bolohan: Felix Pie. This is the year.

John Dooley: Chris Conte needs a fresh start. In the CFL.

Angi Taylor: Jay Cutler. With the CFL.