‘Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q, stop pulling Daisy Boo’s hair right this minute!! Tallulah Pine, your timeout isn’t over. Fifi Trixibelle, leave her alone!”
Celebrity child day care has become awash in unusual, distinctive names (Tomkat’s Suri the very latest example), so much so that the very distinctiveness and unusualness of those names erode.
Here’s a quiz to sharpen your awareness of who has birthed and named whom. Match parents to child.
PARENTS
1. Brit chef Jamie Oliver
2. U2’s Bono
3. Actress Gillian Anderson
4. The unavoidable Donald Trump
5. Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
6. Director Woody Allen
7. Director Spike Lee
8. Actor Jason Lee
9. Singer Erykah Badu
10. David and Victoria Beckham
11. Singer/songwriter Bob Geld
KIDS
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A. Fifi Trixibelle
B. Barron
C. Seven
D. Daisy Boo (Sister is Poppy Honey; mom is Jules)
E. Brooklyn
F. Piper Maru
G. Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (His sister is Memphis Eve)
H. Satchel
I. Tallulah Pine (Sibling is Saffron Sahara)
J. Pilot Inspektor
ANSWERS: 1-D, 2-G, 3-F, 4-B, 5-I, 6 and 7-H, 8-J, 9-C, 10-E, 11-A.
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