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1. Steelers (12-2): Just standing around waiting for the Bus.

2. Rams (12-2): Must keep winning to stay ahead of Bears.

3. BEARS (11-3): Jauron talks about Detroit as if he’s scared.

4. 49ers (11-3): Defense is playing lights out.

5. Raiders (10-4): Kicker Janikowski is letting them down.

6. Packers (10-4): Still waiting for Bears to falter.

7. Patriots (10-5): They get a week off to heal for playoffs.

8. Eagles (9-5): Reputations on line at home against Giants.

9. Ravens (9-6): Trying to sneak in back door to defend.

10. Jets (9-5): Looking to solidify wild-card playoff spot.

11. Dolphins (9-5): Beat up and fading, looking for rally.

12. Buccaneers (9-6): They love to have backs against the wall.

13. Titans (7-7): Too little too late. Wait until next year.

14. Broncos (7-7): Trying to put damper on Oakland’s season.

15. Giants (7-7): Just when you think they’re dead …

16. Falcons (7-7): They would love to eke out a winning record.

17. Saints (7-7): Promising season down the tubes.

18. Seahawks (7-7): Nothing but trouble for Holmgren.

19. Jaguars (6-8): How they are winning nobody knows.

20. Redskins (6-8): Bears were final straw for Mr. Snyder.

21. Cardinals (6-8): McGinnis has them sticking together.

22. Browns (6-8): They’re limping to finish line.

23. Colts (5-9): Adding insult to injury, they face Faulk.

24. Chiefs (5-9): Late rally bodes well for next season.

25. Vikings (5-9): Next year couldn’t come soon enough.

26. Chargers (5-10): Mercifully, this is season finale.

27. Cowboys (4-10): Unbelievably, still boasting No. 2 defense.

28. Bengals (4-10): Worst quarterback situation by far.

29. Bills (2-12): Looking to spoil Jets’ playoff push.

30. Panthers (1-13): Visiting Arizona gives them hope.

31. Lions (1-13): They’re not finished yet, or are they?