Scott Stantis

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Illinois State Police Troopers have seen an almost 40 percent decline in patrols. While, like you, I am actually kind of happy not to see them when I drive on...

Wishing you and yours a glorious and blessed Easter.

Winner: "I won in all 50 Wards, you think I'm going to let you beat me at this?" Pasquale Cutrona, Mundelein Extras: "Well! Do you still think I throw like...

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Winner: "I'd like to see Joe Biden try and rub noses with me!" John Connolly, Medinah Extras: "I'm drinking to my other RINO pals- Paul Ryan, Jeff Flake, Jeb Bush...

It's not that I hate the idea of allowing people to decide what to put into their bodies. It's just this push to legalize marijuana isn't some libertarian rush to...

Send your captions by email to [email protected] by 12 p.m. on Monday. You must include your name and town of residence. Scott Stantis will choose 10 finalists. Voting will start...

Just when you think Brexit can't get any more Monty Pythonish....

At least we now have a picture of what's making that giant sucking sound...