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Winner:
“I won in all 50 Wards, you think I’m going to let you beat me at this?”
Pasquale Cutrona, Mundelein
Extras:
“Well! Do you still think I throw like a girl?”
Larry Rapsky, Lockport
“Lori Lightfood in a contest against the Corrupt Political Machine.”
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