Scott Stantis

Also from President Donald Trump's press conference is this gem: "This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine." Only if the machine in question is a Yugo.

If you didn't catch President The Donald's press conference today you missed the most extraordinary mash up of venom, self aggrandizement, out-and-out lying with just a dash of insanity. Seriously,...

Send your captions by email to [email protected] by 12 p.m. on Monday. You must include your name and town of residence. Scott Stantis will choose 10 finalists. Voting will start...

Winner: "It doesn't appear as though strings are attached but that's part of the illusion." - Brian Fargo, Chicago Extras: "I know it's the longest running puppet show in Chicago...

As Illinois state government enters yet another year without a budget there seems to be some movement towards a grand compromise. State Senate leaders Christine Radogno and John Cullerton continue...

Illinois State Senate leaders John Cullerton and Christine Radogno are working on a grand compromise to solve the budget stalemate that has been dragging on for years, but getting the...

Winner: "Wow, what a boring winter. I would say let's go and catch a "Hamilton" matinee, but have you seen those ticket prices?" Rhonda Imhoff, Boise, Idaho Extras: "Did President...

Chicago Public Schools CEO Forrest Claypool sent a letter home with city schoolchildren comparing Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner to President Donald Trump for no reason other than to demonstrate to...