Rex W. Huppke – Page 39

Supporters of President Donald Trump pose for a photograph before a rally in Montoursville, Pa., on May 20, 2019.

‘Bubonic plague infested, garbage dump Media zombie rat,’ and other nice things people say

May 31, 2019 at 4:10 p.m.

Spring is here, and that means it's time to muck out the ol' Reader Fan Mail Dungeon, toss a few items into the Death Threat Incinerator and gather up and...

Chicago police work at the scene of a shooting in the 6300 block of South Seeley Avenue on April 6, 2019.

Mayor Lightfoot must get Chicagoans to truly care about gun violence

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

As Lori Lightfoot takes control of Chicago, I'm hopeful — naively, perhaps — that she'll be the mayor to sift through a history of failed attempts and find a comprehensive...

What the (BLEEP) just happened? Rex Huppke’s ‘Week in Review’

May 31, 2019 at 4:12 p.m.

Another week is in the books, and I'm hunkered in my news bunker, hollering into the fan: What the (BLEEP) just happened? Busy week for men deciding what women have...

Chinese shipping containers are stored near a U.S. flag after they were unloaded in Long Beach, California, on May 14, 2019.

Is Trump lying about China paying tariffs? Let’s ask the federal agency that collects tariffs.

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

If there's one thing I'm sick of, it's all the loudmouth liberals out there who keep whining about the Trump administration's decision to slap higher tariffs on goods imported from...

Lingering ‘Game of Thrones’ questions: Where’s all the dragon poop?

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

If you haven't watched the penultimate episode of "Game of Thrones" that aired Sunday night, be warned this column contains some spoilers. That only matters if you haven't already had...

President Donald Trump addresses a rally on May 8, 2019, in Panama City Beach, Fla., where he laughed about shooting migrants at the southern border.

What the (BLEEP) just happened? Rex Huppke’s ‘Week in Review.’

May 31, 2019 at 4:12 p.m.

It's the end of another dizzying week, and once again I'm shouting above the din: What the (BLEEP) just happened? CASE CLOSED! (except the case keeps popping back open) The...

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler, D-N.Y., reads news that President Donald Trump will invoke executive privilege regarding the Mueller report on May 8, 2019, in Washington.

Trump — most innocent president EVER — innocently hides Mueller report in Siberia

May 31, 2019 at 4:12 p.m.

A statement from the (TOTALLY EXONERATED) President of the United States (Donald Trump): My fellow Americans (except for the losers and haters who don't recognize I am an amazing president,...

Jodie Segal, director of education with Elyssa's Mission, leads a suicide awareness workshop with sixth- and seventh-graders at Bannockburn School on April 30, 2019.

We have to talk more about suicide. Even if it means I have to run a 5K.

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

We need to talk more about suicide. All of us. We need to talk about it with our children, our spouses, our brothers and sisters and friends. We need to...

U.S. Attorney General William Barr gestures as he testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee May 1, 2019, in Washington, D.C.

What the (BLEEP) just happened? Rex Huppke’s ‘Week In Review’

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

It's the end of the week and, like most humans who still believe 2 + 2 = 4, I'm asking: What the (BLEEP) just happened? Who needs a functioning democracy?!?...

Attorney General William Barr arrives to testify at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on the Mueller report in Washington on May 1, 2019.

AG William Barr didn’t lie to Congress. He was just Trumptastically on-brand

May 31, 2019 at 4:12 p.m.

As a passionate supporter of President Donald Trump and his administration, I've just about had it with the fact-obsessed liberal elite truth-huggers out there not believing everything the president and...

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