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New Fox News polling shows President Donald Trump trailing four Democrats if the 2020 presidential election were held today.

Column: Even Fox News is reporting bad polling numbers for Trump — so they must be fake!

June 18, 2019 at 4:58 a.m.

Like most supporters of President Donald Trump, I have the good sense to know when I'm being flimflammed by liberal media nincompoops. I expect such flimflammery from the likes of...

Chris Blewitt, center, stretches out during warmups at Halas Hall on June 5, 2019, in Lake Forest

What the (BLEEP) just happened? Rex Huppke’s ‘Week In Review’

June 14, 2019 at 5:00 a.m.

Time to toss this week in the wood chipper and move on to better things. But first, I join all of you in asking: What the (BLEEP) just happened? White...

Father’s Day gift ideas GUARANTEED to please: Trump-canceling headphones and ‘Kill-n-Grill’ kits

June 10, 2019 at 1:13 p.m.

This Sunday is Father's Day, the one day a year when men are given some recognition and allowed to feel like they're important. Everyone knows that to properly honor the...

President Donald Trump was roasted for his ill-fitting tux at a state dinner with Queen Elizabeth II, first lady Melania Trump, Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, at Buckingham Palace in London on June 3, 2019.

What the (BLEEP) just happened? Rex Huppke’s ‘Week In Review’

June 7, 2019 at 5:00 a.m.

Humanity somehow managed to survive another week. But like most animate objects, I'm suffering news whiplash and wondering aloud: "What the (BLEEP) just happened?" Trump invades Europe, destroys all remaining...

Boy with autism cruelly given ‘most annoying male’ trophy. Here’s a proper award.

June 6, 2019 at 1:05 p.m.

We have enough bad things happening in the world, so let's take one of them and turn it into a good thing. Akalis Castejon, an 11-year-old with autism, is a...

Once the new casinos are up and running, there will be opportunities to add new games of chance tailored to gamblers who've run through Satan's lettuce garden.

Illinois should mix marijuana and gambling to maximize profits: ‘High, from Chicago’s casino!’

June 5, 2019 at 1:53 p.m.

It's nice to see Illinois, the state the word "corruption" visits when it wants to unwind and not feel like it's being judged, pursue a dream of fiscal solvency by...

Renee Gathers, right, prays with others during a service in a parking lot of a shopping center the day after a mass shooting left 12 victims and the gunman dead in Virginia Beach, Va.

Gun violence in Virginia Beach and Chicago. Ask yourself: Have I done all I can to help?

June 3, 2019 at 7:07 p.m.

We're all a bullet away from giving a damn about gun violence. The mass shooting in Virginia Beach last week, with 12 murdered by a co-worker in a city building,...

Ald. Edward Burke, 14th, speaks at a City Council meeting in Chicago on May 29, 2019. Shortly after, Mayor Lori Lightfoot cut him off and said, "Alderman, please. Alderman, I will call you when I'm ready to hear from you."

What the (BLEEP) just happened? Rex Huppke’s ‘Week In Review’

May 31, 2019 at 6:39 p.m.

It's the end of another news-rich week, and I, without any help from the Russian government, must ask again: What the (BLEEP) just happened? Democrats really, really, really need to...

Thank God ICE deported 53-year-old pastor. Lutherans everywhere can rest easy.

June 12, 2020 at 10:48 p.m.

Rest easy, fellow Chicagoans. We no longer have to live in fear of Betty Rendón Madrid. Thanks to the heroic work of agents from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement,...

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., meets with reporters at the Capitol in Washington on May 23, 2019.

What the (BLEEP) just happened? Rex Huppke’s ‘Week in Review.’

May 31, 2019 at 4:10 p.m.

As most slide numbly into Memorial Day weekend, I dutifully look back on the past week and answer the pressing question: What the (BLEEP) just happened? President Trump goes "full-Nixon"...

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