Mike Royko

We live in a time of so many amazing high-tech inventions. And I have just happened upon one of the most useful products ever seen. The way I found it...

The question stung a bit. "I don't understand," the caller said. "Why do you bother writing about kids throwing rocks at cars on expressways, when there are so many more...

From secret sources, I have obtained what could be an authentic transcript of marriage counseling sessions with Prince Charles and Princess Diana. Or maybe it isn't authentic, but that doesn't...

The woman was polite but firm in the way she asked the questions. "You have not written one word about Pate Philip and his racist remarks. Are you planning to...

I seldom give shopping tips, but here is a piece of shrewd advice that might be handy for those of you thinking of buying a computer. It might be your...

At times it becomes almost unbearable to watch the pain and suffering of the modern professional athlete. One day it is the baseball player facing the bleak prospect of starting...

With so much neglect of children in our society, it can be heartwarming to hear of a dad who is fiercely protective of his offspring. This is one such story,...

A few more horror stories about the teenage morons who try to murder strangers by flinging rocks at cars on the Chicago Skyway: Last Sunday afternoon, Ralph Rodrie, 43, of...

He was getting out of a cab near a nightspot on Rush Street when a woman who wanted the cab started to brush by and bumped into him hard. "Oh,...

Sometimes it is hard to tell what information-seeking Americans really want from the countless voices they lump together as "the media." On the one hand, we have the TV ratings...