Mark Bazer

The cliche cushy job is a Major League bullpen catcher. Certainly, those employed in this capacity have done pretty well for themselves. There's absolutely no chance that they will cost...

If you're invited into the home of a person you don't know too well, there are certain things you know not to do. You don't put your feet up on...

I have some pretty depressing personal news: They're building a public library right down the street from my apartment. The problem is, I love buying spankin'-new books, not borrowing old...

Well, it's September, which means I'm checking out of all other aspects of life so I can place my full concentration on the baseball playoff races. If any friends, family,...

The new season of "Six Feet Under" is under way, and while I personally couldn't care less about the show, I also couldn't be more excited. You see, my wife's...

Let me start off by asking two questions: First, does your boss allow you to set off stink bombs in the office? Second, does your boss allow you to microwave...

The club Zoo has opened. At least, I think it's a club. And I think it's called Zoo. And, yeah, you guessed it, I think it has opened. All that...

What I am about to say might sound like bragging, but believe me, I'm not. I am just ecstatic. A cellular phone dealer has opened up a shop right down...

Mark Bazer is on vacation this week. He is also on assignment. Plus, he has the flu. And we can't forget to mention he has jury duty. Mark Bazer, it...

The Good Lord smiled upon me yesterday as I boarded my packed rush-hour bus: Right in front of me was an empty seat. I wiped off the McNuggets sauce on...