Dave Barry

I recently received a widespread outpouring of mail from a person named Jeffrey Alexander in Cincinnati urging me to run for president. And although my usual policy is to avoid...

Major news developments have been developing so rapidly of late that on several occasions we here in professional journalism have been forced to put down our beer and type with...

Just when you think you know a person--I am referring here to my wife --she goes out and buys mice. Of course, the pet-store people did not tell her they...

Today I thought it would be a good idea to discuss foreign affairs. I`ve been meaning to do this for a while, but it has been difficult to find the...

Most of us ordinary ''working stiffs'' have the same long-term financial goals--decent homes, college educations for our children, adequate retirement incomes and humongous servant-infested luxury yachts where, after a few...

Unless you are unemployed, sick or a journalist, you probably have not had time to keep up with the hearings that have been held over the course of the last...

All of our worldly goods have been stacked on our patio for over a month now. It looks like all of it will be out there for the rest of...

In the kind of once-in-a-lifetime athletic contest that, long after it is over and the players have trotted off the field, you can`t really remember what happened, the Gators defeated...

We need to do something about this national tendency to try to make new things look like they are old. First off, we should enact an ''e'' tax. Government agents...

Both of our household toilets broke recently, on the same day. They work together, toilets. You know those strange sounds your plumbing makes at night? The ones that worry you...