Dave Barry

Our topic today, in our continuing series on guys, is: Why Guys Act Macho. One recent morning I was driving in Miami on Interstate 95, which should have a sign...

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT`S wrong with America? I`ll tell you what`s wrong: Too many kinds of sneakers. This problem was driven home to me dramatically when my 10-year-old son...

WE HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY, here at the Institute of Exploding Things. We have received so many alarming explosion reports that our Electronic Computerized Data Base overflowed the Heineken box...

I KNOW WHAT`S BOTHERING YOU, AS a concerned American. What`s bothering you is that it`s 1991 already, and NOBODY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. It`s eerie. At this time four years...

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE TV commercials starring Mr. Goodwrench, that honest, caring, competent, totally fictitious character? Well, he was the farthest thing from my mind one day while I...

I WISH THAT THE CRITICS WHO claim the average American doesn`t care about the issues could see the response we got to our survey about the Official National Insect. We...

OBSCENITY. PORNOGRAPHY. Naked people thrusting their loins. Should these things be legal? What is obscenity? What is art? What exactly are ''loins'' ? How come nobody ever calls the office...

We certainly do not wish to cause widespread panic, but we are hereby warning the public to be on the lookout for falling trout. We base this warning on an...

RECENTLY MY FAMILY AND I spent a week in London, which is a popular foreign place to visit because they have learned to speak some English over there. Frankly, though,...

THIS WEEK`S FEMININE BEAUty Topic For Women is: Hair Care. In terms of appearance, hair is one of the most important features of a woman`s entire body. In a recent...