FEELING ANTSY ABOUT THE RAVAGES OF MOTHER NATURE
Recently I had to pay several hundred dollars to get my car started, and do you want to know why? Nature, that`s why. It`s getting out of control. Now before...
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TRYING TO LEAD A RELUCTANT GUY TO AN ALTARED STATE
Today, in our continuing series on How Guys Think, we address the painful issue of: Why Guys Won`t Make Commitments. The fundamental question is: How can a guy say he`s...
CONSUMER ADVICE YOU DON`T WANT TO TAKE TO THE BANK
It`s time for ''Consumer Advice for Normal Humans,'' the popular feature that has been endorsed by top consumer authorities including Ralph Nader, Consumer Reports, Mister Rogers, Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf and...
RAVENESQUE HORRORS THAT EDGAR ALLAN POE NEVER DREAMED OF
If you`re one of the millions of Americans who travel by air, a question you no doubt frequently ask yourself, upon boarding an airplane, is: ''What, exactly, are the odds...
MUGGED, SORT OF, IN N.Y.: A TALE OF TWO WEENIES
Somebody has got to do something about crime in the streets. Every day it seems as though there are more criminals running loose out there, and the quality of their...
A DISLIKE OF HORSES THAT CONTINUES TO MOUNT
Recently a woman I know named Michelle came into the newspaper office with a big ugly wound on her upper arm. Realizing that she might be self-conscious about it, I...
JOB HUNTING: IT`S A JUNGLE IN HERE
Pay attention, recent college graduates, because today`s topic is: How To Get a Job Even Though We`re in a Recession and the Only Practical Skill You Learned in College Is...
SO, WHERE`S MITCH MILLER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Recently, there was a story in The New York Times (motto: ''Our Motto Alone Is Longer Than An Entire Edition Of USA Today'') stating that Americans are no longer any...
ANOTHER CHILLING REPORT ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING
Chances are that you, like so many of us in the `90s, are growing older. If so, you`ll want to pay close attention to an alarming issue that has been...
LEFT-HANDED LAMENT (BY A GUY WHO CAN`T DO ANYTHING RIGHT)
I was feeling good that morning. I woke up to the happy discovery that not a single one of our major home appliances had broken during the night and that...