Dave Barry

Lately a lot of media attention has been focused on the Mideast, so I felt that it would be a good idea to go out and personally review the situation...

Health-care reform, NAFTA, "Reinventing Government"-these are issues that deeply concern you, as an informed American, in the sense that if you read one more word about them, you are going...

You men will be relieved to learn that fashion designer Donna Karan has come out with a list of menswear items that you must have. This is a big load...

The reason I agreed to be in an episode of a TV situation comedy was that the role was perfect for me. You want to choose your roles carefully, as...

I am pleased to report that, thanks to an important scientific advance, the human race may soon be able, after years of frustration and failure, to lick soap scum. I...

Recently, in an effort to gain insights into the European currency crisis, not to mention large quantities of weight, my family and I went to Italy. Our plan was to...

Once again it is time for Ask Mister Language Person, the column whose motto is: "People judge you by the words you use, so use words that nobody really understands,...

There are times when, as a taxpayer, I just have to put my head between my legs and weep with joy at the benefits I am receiving from the federal...

Today's humor topic is: death. Eventually everybody has to die, except Elvis. You never know when your time will come. One minute you could be as healthy as a horse,...

If you're looking for a family vacation that involves watching enormous quantities of water go off a cliff, you can't beat Niagara Falls. We went there recently with several other...