Dave Barry

As an American, I am ticked off about Sailor Moon. What is Sailor Moon, you ask? Shut up and I will tell you. Sailor Moon is a licensed-cartoon-character merchandising concept...

BAILIFF: Hear ye, hear ye, the court is now in sess- DEFENSE: Objection, your honor. JUDGE: To what? DEFENSE: Nothing, your honor. We're just warming up. PROSECUTION: Your honor, the...

Income-tax-filing time: For Person A, it's a nightmare; yet for Person B, it's no big deal. What's the difference? Simple: Person B died in 1993. This is the kind of...

The problem with hunting, as a sport, is that it's not competitive. A guy with a shotgun squats in a swamp; an unarmed duck with an IQ of maybe four...

Before I get to today's topic, which is mutant cereal in Canada, I want to apologize in a sincerely legal manner to JOCKEY International Inc., which manufactures JOCKEY brand wearing...

My advice to you, if you ever get invited to play the part of a corpse in an opera, is: Ask questions. Here are some that I would suggest: 1....

When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess that you call your life. We'll start with your so-called "financial records," which...

Big changes are occurring in Washington, D.C. (motto: "Don't Laugh: You're Paying For It"). The Democrats, who had been in charge of Congress for thousands of years, have been thrown...

I know you probably have a lot on your mind already, but you should be aware that 90 percent of the universe is missing. At least that's what astronomers are...