Bag Boy

As you all know, Bag Boy has needed a vacation for a very long time. So I took the advice from countless e-mails and letters and headed south for spring...

When RedEye asked me to write a special column about Illinois making the Sweet 16, I curled into the fetal position and cried, but then that's how I always answer...

Ah, college hoops. It's such a fun time of year. It really takes your mind off how bad things are around here. Did you enjoy the Cubs' 2005 season? Went...

TOPIC 1: Rank in order Illinois' three biggest concerns for this tourney. TOPIC 2: Aching teeth caused Dee Brown's poor shooting? Please explain this. TOPIC 3: How should Cubs fans...

Remember "Jaws" when the pretty girl goes swimming in the beginning and she turns to the shore and waves at the boy on the beach? I know it's out there,...

Someone please explain to me how Ronnie Santo doesn't make it into the Hall of Fame. A measly eight votes shy. We're all from Chicago, right? We should be able...

TODAY'S QUESTIONS TOPIC 1: HOW WILL YOU GET THROUGH THE NEXT 16 MONTHS WAITING FOR the WNBA to come to chicago? TOPIC 2: YOU GET 10 SECONDS WITH DONOVAN MCNABB....

As RedEye's resident NFL expert, Bag Boy (pictured wearing a brown bag from Jewel, throwback Bears Jersey and grey undershirt) took it upon himself to chime in on the fashions...

So Sammy is gone. Big deal. Baltimore? Yeah, whatever. I'm happy to see him go. He's not even close to the player he was back when he was doing things...

So I was sitting around one day waiting for Jerry Angelo to distinguish himself when I noticed my pile of unopened mail. Here's the most common question: "What would it...