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Thank God for Elon Musk
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Today is a great day for Americans, especially the far-right. A sad day for the far left. They can no longer kick us off of platforms like Twitter because we speak our truth. And we have a foreigner named Elon Musk to thank for this. Elon Musk is now the owner of Twitter. No longer are the Republicans suppressed for their opinions or their views. He actually saved America our freedom of speech, which was taken away from us under you far-left Democrats. Now if you want the truth, go to Twitter and you will learn what your President Biden and his family are all about. All their shady, underhanded dealings that have been going on since he was vice president will be revealed, and Obama is no saint here either. But thank God for sending America a foreigner named Elon Musk who was appalled when he saw President Trump getting kicked off of Twitter, the president of the United States, because they were afraid that Trump was spreading the truth about the Biden family. Well, it’s all restored. And now if you voters want to see the truth, what’s going on in your country, you can start safely going to Twitter and you will see it all exposed.
Still eligible?
It was reported that Barack Obama voted early in Illinois. Since he left office some five years ago, he has not resided in the state of Illinois in any year six months or more. Therefore, how is he eligible to vote in the state of Illinois?
Not a chance
It is true that economic times are difficult, but there is more at stake in this upcoming election. I will not vote for the party that tries to overthrow the government, and calls it normal political discourse. I will not vote for their twisted, antebellum agenda that looks to set us back 150 years. I will not vote for the party that looks to take away women’s autonomy, and demonizes people who look, love or worship differently than their beliefs. I will not vote for people who idolize autocratic leaders. Finally, I will not vote for the party that continues to blindly support the most corrupt, lying, inept ex-president that ever was. Not a chance.
Snobby young adults
Today’s problem with young adults is they were spoiled by their family members. They’re a bunch of snobby young adults that think they know more than anyone else. That’s the problem with the United States today.
Democratic playbook
With the crime rate at an all-time high in Chicago, Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to give herself a raise. How about giving the police a raise in salary for protecting the citizens? Lori, you can always hide in your basement if times get rough. This seems to be the Democratic playbook.
Fight for democracy
How would the Republicans react if Putin attacked Alaska, which once was territory of Russia, claiming it was their land, not the United States’. The fight for democracy would be on our front doorstep.