Instructions: Click the box next to each tweet that amuses you — no limit to the number of choices. Voting closes Friday at noon Chicago time. Winner is published in the Sunday paper (with a week delay when I’m on vacation) Some tweets are lightly edited to remove profanity or improve punctuation, diction or clarity. If you see a plagiarized tweet, let me know via email — [email protected] — and send a link for evidence! I’ll change the attribution or make it “unknown” or attribute it to “various” sources. If your tweet is included and you’d rather it not be or you object to how I may have edited it, let me know and I’ll remove it as quickly as I can. And if you’d like never to be included in this feature, let me know and I’ll be glad to honor your request. If you know the Tweet is not original with you, email me and I’ll change the attribution. Some of the tweets are old, but if they’re new to me, then they qualify for inclusion. Answer order is randomized each time.
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The poll is closed. Here are the finalists
Shout out to all the parents who volunteered to take care of the class snake over the weekend — last March … @smiles_and_nods
It’s pretty cruel that OCD is not in alphabetical order. …@Lance_Said_This
In my culture, yawning and rolling your eyes during a Zoom meeting is a sign of respect …@wildethingy
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Vowels were invented by old men trying to take their socks off … @Spaziotwat
Penultimate sounds more important than it is. …@PFitzpa
I can’t wait to put “fully vaccinated” on my dating profiles like an adoptable dog … @mollypriddy
You’re planting zucchini? I hope you like zucchini. I mean really, really like zucchini … @IamJackBoot
I want to live long enough so that when I finally die people say, “That dude was still alive?” … @Gooooats
Please. no more tweets about the Suez Canal thing. That ship has sailed … (various)
And here is the winner:
“I was thirsty, and you gave me something to drink.”* – Matthew 25:35 *Offer not valid in Georgia. …. @AIWashburn
Which of these top 10 tweets do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)