Instructions: Click the box next to each tweet that amuses you — no limit to the number of choices. Voting closes Friday at noon Chicago time. Winner is published in the Sunday paper (with a week delay when I’m on vacation) Some tweets are lightly edited to remove profanity or improve punctuation, diction or clarity. One tweet this week was substantially edited. If you see a plagiarized tweet, let me know via email — [email protected] — and send a link for evidence! I’ll change the attribution or make it “unknown” or attribute it to “various” sources. If your tweet is included and you’d rather it not be or you object to how I may have edited it, let me know and I’ll remove it as quickly as I can. And if you’d like never to be included in this feature, let me know and I’ll be glad to honor your request. If you know the Tweet is not original with you, email me and I’ll change the attribution. Some of the tweets are old, but if they’re new to me, then they qualify for inclusion. Answer order is randomized each time.
The poll is closed. Here are the finalists
Rather than stare at screens all day, why not take time out to watch a beautiful sunset. You can find lots of great clips on YouTube. …@wildethingy
Sometimes I like to torture my husband by saying “You know what? Never mind.” … @sixfootcandy
Dance like everyone is watching and secretly recording you in a video that is bound to go viral for all the wrong reasons … @not_delicate
Cinderella totally “lost” her slipper on purpose. Player move … @LilyRoseLynn
I feel sorry for my neighbor who’s learning to play the trumpet. His car has four flat tires again … @TheRealDudish
Calm down, people. There are still plenty of racist children’s books in print …. @lmegordon
My husband has the keyboard clicks turned up high on his phone and I was just wondering what exactly they mean by “jury of your peers” … @AndLookPretty
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No email has ever found me well. I need you to lower your expectations. …@TheAndrewNadeau
If someone is paying Kayleigh McEnany to lie, better Fox News than the taxpayers …@MarkJacob16
And here is the winner:
Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages? …@Sanbel11
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Which of these top 10 tweets do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)