Instructions: Click the box next to each tweet that amuses you — no limit to the number of choices. Voting closes Friday at noon Chicago time. Winner is published in the Sunday paper (with a week delay when I’m on vacation) Some tweets are lightly edited to remove profanity or improve punctuation, diction or clarity. If you see a plagiarized tweet, let me know via email — [email protected] — and send a link for evidence! I’ll change the attribution or make it “unknown” or attribute it to “various” sources. If your tweet is included and you’d rather it not be or you object to how I may have edited it, let me know and I’ll remove it as quickly as I can. And if you’d like never to be included in this feature, let me know and I’ll be glad to honor your request. If you know the Tweet is not original with you, email me and I’ll change the attribution. Some of the tweets are old, but if they’re new to me, then they qualify for inclusion. Answer order is randomized each time.
The poll is closed. Here are the finalists
I had to stop wearing my Blackberry holster because all the sex was wearing me out … @GianDoh
The devil on my shoulder just died of boredom… @heyitsJudeD
I’m not sure why only some books are called coloring books when, really, that’s up to me … @TheAndrewNadeau
The band R.E.M. gave me unrealistic expectations for how I’d feel at the end of the world as we know it … @behindyourback
Every hat is a top hat. A bottom hat is a shoe ….@PhilJamesson
I’m gonna start saying “That’s what they want you to believe” whenever anyone disagrees with me … @Kateness8
It’s raining so I decided to skip my morning run. Also because it’s morning and I don’t run. …@RachelNoise
Who the hell is responsible for the abbreviation of “pounds?” ….@OctopusCaveman
I just learned that for the last 5 years, what I thought was my “wife” was just a cardboard MLB cutout. … @ConanOBrien
And here is the winner:
It always warmed my heart that Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Antonin Scalia were friends. I hope she’s up in heaven wondering where he is …@MattGoldich
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