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Winner: “What, no pigs?”

Bryan Halpern, Deerfield

Extras:

“Get used to it dude, pot will be legal soon”

Jamie Trewartha, Elgin

“The zoo was already called; he’s out on furlough.”

Maggie Albrecht, Lockport

“It’s just me and the drones.”

Marsha Sheinin, Glenview

“Rhinomite!”

Gene Sweet, Chicago

“What, another pilot program?”

Burt Burdeen, Skokie

“We’re viewing the BIGGEST reason for the global helium shortage.”

Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst

“Fly me to the moon

Let me play among the stars…”

Sarah Hayes, Chicago

“Reggie the Rhino finds solution to summer tourist sidewalk snarl.”

Frances Taylor, Seattle WA

“Electric scooters in Chicago? I’ll believe it when Rhino’s fly.”

Seth Luxon, Libertyville