Winner: “Well, basketball didn’t work!”
Susan Jungheim, Third Lake
Extras:
“This used to be Rauner’s spot. Wonder what he’s doing now?”
Chris Dransoff , Batavia
“What? The taxes, man. I’m trying to leave this State too.”
Ephraim Lee, Chicago
“Old McDonald had a farm…now it’s under water. Put a dollar in the cup… my calves need some fodder.”
John Thomas, Jr. Independence OR
“Now that’s bull tip!”
Leigh Borland, Glen Ellyn
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“Man, legalized weed sure took a bite out of Benny the Bull’s side-hustle!”
Michael Baricovich, Chicago
“He came to town to audition for ‘The Voice.’ They were having a cattle call.”
Paul Lockwood, Woodstock
“Oh, give me a home where the politicians roam,
Where the ass and pachyderm play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day.”
Ron Solberg, Downers Grove