Winner: “He just got amped up over nothing.”
Colleen Walsh, Glenview
Extras:
“Did you get your plug in yet for impeachment?
No, I’m still waiting for the Bill.”
Rich Jakubowski, Orland Park
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“Instead of getting short with me, you should find a different outlet for your anger.”
Jim Mann, Hanover Park
“The ever-popular Stantis Caption Contest finally brings the Tribune new revenue thanks to this week’s Com Ed sponsorship.”
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst
“Socket to me.”
Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colorado
“Shock and Awe.”
Nancy Watson Harbert, MI
“The Mueller Report through the eyes of the beholder.”
Ron Norene, Glenview
“I can’t believe Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lives above me.”
Tom Brennan, Wheaton
“It sounded like you had a wild dream last night. Care to explain who “Mr. 220 Volts” is?
John Gelling, San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico