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Winner:

“@#*%! I thought I was on the bus, not the bandwagon!”

Bill Mauck, Willowbrook

Extras:

“Judging by their faces and the record, they could be headed to either ballpark.”

Francesca Sophia Scolaro, Palos Heights, IL

“At least he’s getting off at Addison.”

Alan Kanter , Arlington Heights

“First open seat, one of us moves, deal?”

Ralph Gerbie

“Can you guess which guy will still be riding come October?”

Rich Wolf, Westminster, MD

“One of us is on the wrong bus; hope you brought a change of clothes!”

Sandra Koteski, Elk Grove Village

“How can we be on the same train, but traveling in much different directions ?”
Philip J. Oenning, Park Ridge

“Somebody got on the wrong Red Line.”

Ron Culp

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

Bob Angone, Miramar Beach, FL

“Stop gloating, genius. We passed Addison ten minutes ago.”

Jerry Levy, Deerfield