Winner: “For Crimea’s sake, Putin, you’re pulling the wrong string…” Colleen Walsh, Glenview
Extras:
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“You… you… you have a really big hand.”
Ed Plesha, Chicago
“I know they’re calling you puppet master, Pootie. But you calling me Howdy Doody is not funny! Besides I got more votes than he did in 1948.”
Joseph Yagunic Fox River Grove
“Now just nod your head and say, ‘we had a great meeting, I’ve got a great relationship, a lot of good things are happening’ and finish with ‘I can tell you that’ line.”
Steve Martin, Vernon Hills
“Hey Putin Baby, Like I told Stormy, those AREN’T pillows!!”
Joe Sciarrino , St. Charles
“Hair loss is not the end of the world. A good comb over works for me.”
Tom Foley, Oak Lawn
“No collusion–but that tickles.”
Jerry Mejdrich,
“Putin knows how I feel deep inside”
Jim A. Major , Oak Park
“Try it again, your lips were moving!”
Tim Collins, Antioch