Winner: “Don’t you worry, your Teddy will be fine. He’s in good…normal and slightly big actually…hands.”
Joseph Yagunic, Fox River Grove
Extras:
“I’m selling this to help pay for your cage.”
Ann Bidwell, Round Lake
“What does ‘tariff’ mean? I just want my teddy bear.”
Fred Stulp, Wilmette
“Say mister, I thought you already had your own Russian bear.”
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst
“Here’s your toy…now get back in your cage”
Jim Laing, Racine
“Senor Hombre Grande, may I swap Teddy for my mommy?”
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Claire Eberle, Springfield
“No more build-a-bear for you until I get build-a-wall for me!”
Philip Spencer, Naperville
“Yes, but he who gives now shall certainly one day receive.”
Michael Ambroziak, Golden, CO
“Snowflake!!!”
Phil Battaglia, Chicago
“That’s not fair. Just because you’re the president it doesn’t mean you can give my bear to your son-in-law.
Bruce Wieczorek, Chicago
“Bear with me while I explain ‘Make America Great Again’.”
Jim Carter, Tinley Park
“- Mine!”
Will Madison, Elgin
“Trust me, your Teddy here is one bad hombre….”
Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, VA
“When I get my wall, you get your Teddy bear”
Arlene Englander Chicago
“OK, I pwomise to help build yer wall.”
Greg Sulek, McHenry
“This teddy bear was made in China. Tariff! Tariff Tariff!”
David Dreyfus, Aurora
“Loser!”
Mark Breen, Cary
“When I get my wall, you get your bear ….. maybe.”
Daryl Domask, Glen Ellyn
“Would you be willing to give up that bear for what’s inside cage number 1?”
Mike Rourke, Chicago
“This isn’t the Reunited States, kid.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen
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“I promise. Gimme my teddy bear and I’ll make sure you get to see Mr. Putin.”
Vincent A. Boone, Dekalb